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Rofl

Haven't laughed this hard on the NG in a long time, excellent job!!

Amazing

These just get better and better everytime you make the, I do not know how you do it!! You would probably do pretty well as a professional animator and storyteller.

Just a couple questions though...first off is this going to be like another episode, or like a full-length movie? By that I mean is this a continuation of the series, or are you going to like just take all your episodes and the whole story and redo in one big ubberflash, if you will. If so this is a very good idea, but either way it looks awesome. Also what's up with the mages?? Didn't the green one die, or was that a flashback?
Anyways this is awesome, and I hope you get the movie done soon, I sooo want to see it! IMO you're probably the best animator this site has...congratz!

where to start...

the graphics sucked, the soundquality was pretty bad, artwork sucked, and the jokes were affensive but not in a funny in-your-face like some people who choose to mock the beliefs of others, this was just brainless bashing. All in all you could've made this better but you didn't, and even if you did was it really necessary?

BTW I read saying to another user that you have the right to express yourself as much as you want, well we also have the right to express ourselves and our criticism of your flash.

And contrary to what you may have been taught, just because you were baptised and confirmed by some human power (the church, the priest or whatever" does not mean you are a christian, a true Christian believes in Jesus Christ as their lord and savior and lives the way he asked us to live, or at least tries, you are no more a Christian than the hypocrites who sit in pews on sunday morning only to go home and live their lives no differently than anyone else, that is other than being more judgamental than others.
I am sorry you feel so bitter towards Christianity that you feel the need to mock it like this, but despire my harsh words about this flash I still want you to know that neither God nor myself judges you. He loves you more than you can imagine, you just don't know it.
but that aside this flash was both too affensive, and I'm sorry to say too poorly done to receive more than I gave as a rating, and for that I'm sorry...

Maverick0 responds:

Preach away, brother.

uh-uh

This thing was just too gay to even be funny, so you and your friend were lipsyncing the pokemon themesong, not an inspiring idea. The whole thing was corny, juvenile, and very poorly done. The only cool part was when you threw ball on the floor (pokeball or whatever they call it) and you appeared in a flash, but other than that it all sucked! Sorry but this wasn't even worth my time...

On a sidenote, was it really necessary to eat Jesus?

wow

That was terrible in so many ways I can't even begin. I find it funny that when God loses terrible things happen, like the rise of Hitler (by the way Hitler was involved in the occult, not sure if you knew that or not) and yet you make the end a terrible thing like "oh no God won, it's terrible!!!" as if God is in some way evil. You also (like many atheists) only look at the part of the Christian story you want to see, Jesus dies and God wins, having murdered his son. You skip the part where Jesus rises from the dead and claims glorious triumph, and becomes the salvation of mankind, and where the holy spirit falls upon the earth and we can now once again have reunion with God...the victory God wins is not so depressing as you seem to think...

Now that aside you must've seen other flashes here no newgrounds, they are very compettetive and welldone, which is why I have you such a low rating even on the technical side. I know this is your first flash, and is probably pretty old, but the graphics and animation are not that great, and don't do much for me. The concept was really cool, showing a spiritual war and how it affects the physical world, thus I give high points on style, but you failed to make the concept work as well as it could have...

All in all this was a failure in too many ways for me to even give this more than a 0, I'm sorry...

sorry man...

bad graphics, horrible sounding quality (especially when he did his huge battle scream thing he sounded like he was either posessed by demons, or having toilet problems), the story was also screwed up. First off when you gave it the name battle of the gods I was expecting something epic, but you didn't come through. The battle wasn't that intense, and as many have said already there were no robots or people who even mildly resembled them, when you told the story I was hoping for something sci-fi or futuristic looking, but you failed there too, they were just out in a field. It actually looked like they were at a construction sight for an office building and fighting to the death over the land (a couple rich guys in sights versus a couple blue-collar looking guys, it was kind of funny actually). Unfortunately this flash doesn't do much for me, but you definately have some talent and potential, keep trying, and better luck with your other ones.

eh...

I would not have gotten it if it weren't for ZorakX50 and his review that explained, I suppose I am slow. All in all the flash was really good in graphics, and I loved the music and the voice of God, the human's voice-acting was a little cheezy though. All in all decent flash, though I was hoping for something a little deeper in the theological sense, but that's just me...the joke was very corny.

erm

Bad graphics, bad flash, bad idea, really, really stupid. Do not watch unless you want a headache, it's really not good for anything else...

not bad

Funny, I usually hate noir but this was actually really good, i loved the story, the characters, you did a good job on everything. Congrats!

hehe!

So funny, but so true, good job!

I'm David B. Beaver, and sadly I am not an animator, artist, i am fair musician with the right software, but rarely deal in music. I am a writer and you can find much of my work at http://worldofdiamic .com/ or my Facebook page worldofdiamic

Age 36, Male

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